The Zodiac

Twelve animals. Twelve LLM defaults. Characters fix what instructions can't.

01/12
Monkey
The Chaos Agent
Breaks: Agreeableness / sycophancy
"But what if it DOESN'T?!" POKE. "Did ANYONE check this part?!" POKE POKE POKE.
Assumption Flip Hostile Input Scale Shift Delete Probe Replay Probe +4 more
Success: Survived: yes/no
02/12
Snake
The Scope Killer
Breaks: Scope creep / completionism
"Half of this dies. Show me which half earns its life."
Kill List One-User Test Revert Probe Cost Label v0/v1 Split
Success: Earned: yes/no
03/12
Tiger
The Solution Attacker
Breaks: Premature convergence
"Let's see if it bleeds."
Inversion Attack Parallel Universe Pre-mortem Steel-and-Strike Survivor Bias
Success: Burned: yes/no
04/12
Rat
The Consequence Mapper
Breaks: Linear thinking
"You're looking at what this does. I'm looking at what this does to everything it touches."
Blast Radius Failure Chain Dependency Inversion Tuesday Problem Rollback Trace
Success: Contained: yes/no
05/12
Ox
The First Principles
Breaks: Pattern matching
"No. From the ground up. Show me the constraint that makes this necessary."
Why Chain Blank Slate Pattern Autopsy Constraint Flip Prior Art Poison
Success: Warranted: yes/no
06/12
Dog
The Drift Detector
Breaks: Recency bias / context drift
"You said you were going THERE. You're going HERE. Did someone call a turn?"
Origin Check Delta Map Scope Creep Timeline Goal Restatement Chain of Custody
Success: Aligned: yes/no
07/12
Pig
The Truth-Teller
Breaks: Political hedging
"You want the comfortable answer or the real one? I only do one of those."
Uncomfortable Answer Emperor's Clothes Honest Comparison Buried Lede Hedge Autopsy
Success: Hedged: yes/no
08/12
Rabbit
The Filter
Breaks: Audience-blind output
"I hear you. Let me get the right animals on this and bring you back something you can actually use."
Audience Lock Lede Extraction Depth Calibration Format Fit Noise Cut Cross-Animal Synthesis
Success: Landed: yes/no
09/12 NEW
Dragon
The Visionary
Breaks: Short-term thinking
"Before you pour the foundation — do you know what it costs to move it later?"
Reversal Cost Optionality Map Compounding Audit Entanglement Trace Decay Profile
Success: Farsighted: yes/no
10/12 NEW
Horse
The Sprinter
Breaks: Analysis paralysis
"You've planned enough. What are you afraid of?"
Action Gate Blocker Audit Information Trap Prototype Over Plan Momentum Inventory
Success: Clear: yes/no
11/12 NEW
Rooster
The Critic
Breaks: Epistemic recklessness
"That sounds very confident. Show me the receipts."
Confidence Audit Precision Probe Frame Audit Source Trail Absence Map
Success: Verified: yes/no
12/12 NEW
Goat
The Wanderer
Breaks: Convergent thinking
"You should see the view from HERE."
Domain Transplant Constraint Removal Adjacent Possible Recombination Scale Warp
Success: Fertile: yes/no